好心帮了倒忙
一男生和女友在校外租房住。
女友见房间里脏兮兮的,显然好几个星期都没打扫过了。于是她勤快地来了个大扫除。
晚上男生回来了,问:“桌上的灰怎么不见了?上面还记着电话号码呢!”
求常驻 @%25D2%25B9%25B5%25C4%25B0%25B2%25BE%25B2%25C8%25E7%25B4%25CB%25C3%25C0#00 @%25C6%25C4%25C0%25EB007#00
@RONGJIZONGLI#00 @RONGJIZONGLI#00 @%25CF%25EB%25C4%25EE%25D6%25BB%25D2%25F2%25BC%25C5%25C4%25AF%25D8%25BC#00 @%25B6%25AB%25B9%25F9%25CF%25C8%25C9%25FA%25BA%25CD%25BC%25D6%25C3%25CE#00 @%25D7%25D4%25D7%25F0%25D4%25DA%25D5%25E2%25C0%25EF%25D1%25B0%25D5%25D2#00 @%25C6%25BD%25CB%25C4%25BD%25F8%25CE%25E52#00 求带走
命里有贵人相助
大刘失业后,家里的生活开始拮据起来,可他仍然很乐观。日子久了,老婆不禁抱怨起来:“大刘,去年你去求签,那解签的说你命里将有贵人相助。现在都快揭不开锅了,怎么贵人还不出现呢?”
大刘哈哈一笑,说:“快了,是贵人暂时把咱给忘了。”
“为什么?”
“不是有句话,叫‘贵人多忘事’吗?”