诚挚邀请您的加入，如有打扰请包涵 @%25EA%25D8%25EA%25D8%25CE%25F7%25CE%25F7%25CF%25A3%25CF%25A3#00 @%25EA%25D8%25EA%25D8%25CE%25F7%25CE%25F7%25CF%25A3%25CF%25A3 @%25EA%25D8%25EA%25D8%25CE%25F7%25CE%25F7%25CF%25A3%25CF%25A3#00 @%25EA%25D8%25EA%25D8%25CE%25F7%25CE%25F7%25CF%25A3%25CF%25A3 @my%25BC%25D2%25D3%25D0%25C0%25CF%25CA%25F3#00 @my%25BC%25D2%25D3%25D0%25C0%25CF%25CA%25F3 @%25CB%25AD%25CB%25B5%25CE%25D2%25D0%25A6%25D8%25CC%25C8%25E7%25BB%25A8#00 @%25CB%25AD%25CB%25B5%25CE%25D2%25D0%25A6%25D8%25CC%25C8%25E7%25BB%25A8 @%25C1%25FA%25C9%25D9%25B8%25FA%25B0%25E0#00 @%25C1%25FA%25C9%25D9%25B8%25FA%25B0%25E0 @%25B3%25AC%25C4%25A3agyness#00 @%25B3%25AC%25C4%25A3agyness @yueaian#00 @yueaian 翻译吧有您更精彩，携手共创辉煌
只需识字
　　作家应征入伍，班长问：“你念过小学吗？”
　　他答：“念过。我还念过中学，而且在大学取得了三个学位，还有......”
　　班长点点头，高举一块像皮印在纸上印下了两字：“识字”。　　

请注意先后顺序
小美在作文簿里写上长大后的愿望：“一、我希望能有一个可爱的孩子；二、我还希望能有一个爱我的丈夫。”
结果，发现老师写了一句评语：“请注意先后顺序。”
欢迎常驻本吧 群号84923816 @%25C3%25CE%25C0%25EF%25B5%25C4%25F3%25C3#00 @%25CC%25EC%25C0%25C7%25C4%25A7%25E2%25B2#00 @Is_%25D6%25F7%25D4%25D7#00 @%25C4%25C7%25D0%25A9%25C3%25B0%25CF%25D5%25B5%25C4#00 @gyu19920827#00 @%25EFL%25E9g%25D5%25E6%25CE%25E1#00 @maxqianmax#00 @%25B5%25DA%25CB%25C4%25D3%25A1%25CF%25F3v#00 如有打扰之处还请见谅
抽时间喝口酒
这年头，老爸喝着孩子看着？



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辅助兵装表： 电磁防御墙：80 电波瞄准仪：81 电波干扰装置：82 声波探测仪：83 电波探测仪：84 发炮延时装置：85 自动装填装置：86 自动灭火装置：87

你看前面那人
　　男孩陪女友逛商品一条街。忽然，女友悄悄告诉男孩：“你看前面那人！”
　　男孩一看，前面那男子正对着这边挤眉弄眼，顿时怒从心头起，恶向胆边生，冲向前揍那男子。
　　**路过看到，把他们拉开，问什么情况，那男子抱怨：“什么世道！小虫子飞进眼睛，就招来拳头。”
要粉留名 @%25CB%25AD%2595A%25C4%25EA%25BB%25AA%25D0%25E9%25B6%25C8%25D8%25BC#00 @%25CB%25AD%2595A%25C4%25EA%25BB%25AA%25D0%25E9%25B6%25C8%25D8%25BC @%25B4%25F3%25C0%25AE%25B0%25C8%25B9%25B7%25D7%25D3%25C9%25C1#00 @%25B4%25F3%25C0%25AE%25B0%25C8%25B9%25B7%25D7%25D3%25C9%25C1 @sunny%25B3%25CC%25C2%25B6#00 @sunny%25B3%25CC%25C2%25B6 @xugumagang#00 @xugumagang @%25C6%25F8%25BB%25B0%25B6%25E0%25D3%25DA%25C7%25E9%25BB%25B0#00 @%25C6%25F8%25BB%25B0%25B6%25E0%25D3%25DA%25C7%25E9%25BB%25B0 @zz%25C8%25CF%25D5%25E6%25C4%25E3%25BE%25CD%25CA%25E4%25C1%25CB#00 @zz%25C8%25CF%25D5%25E6%25C4%25E3%25BE%25CD%25CA%25E4%25C1%25CB @%25D8%25BCT7777#00 @%25D8%25BCT7777 @ylq0808#00 @ylq0808 速度。

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创意舞蹈真拉风
要粉留名 @dobangd20156#00 @dobangd20156 @%25E6%25A4%25A4%25C5%25BDo%25A0%2594%25D0%25A6%2582%2580%25A5%25DF#00 @%25E6%25A4%25A4%25C5%25BDo%25A0%2594%25D0%25A6%2582%2580%25A5%25DF @Yin%25B5%25C3%25D2%25BB%25CA%25D7%25BA%25C3#00 @Yin%25B5%25C3%25D2%25BB%25CA%25D7%25BA%25C3 @%25CB%25AD%2595A%25C4%25EA%25BB%25AA%25D0%25E9%25B6%25C8%25D8%25BC#00 @%25CB%25AD%2595A%25C4%25EA%25BB%25AA%25D0%25E9%25B6%25C8%25D8%25BC @%25B4%25F3%25C0%25AE%25B0%25C8%25B9%25B7%25D7%25D3%25C9%25C1#00 @%25B4%25F3%25C0%25AE%25B0%25C8%25B9%25B7%25D7%25D3%25C9%25C1 @%25C5%25DA%25CA%25D6%25E7%25F9#00 @%25C5%25DA%25CA%25D6%25E7%25F9 @xugumagang#00 @xugumagang @zz%25C8%25CF%25D5%25E6%25C4%25E3%25BE%25CD%25CA%25E4%25C1%25CB#00 @zz%25C8%25CF%25D5%25E6%25C4%25E3%25BE%25CD%25CA%25E4%25C1%25CB 速度。



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急中生智
　　一天上班时间领导到来，同事看到赶忙关窗口。关掉开心网，QQ游戏大厅出来了；关掉游戏大厅，大智慧铺满全屏；关掉大智慧，QQ空间出来了；关掉空间，QQ聊天窗口蹦了出来。
　　眼看领导就到跟前，果断按下显示屏开关，痛苦万分地嚎道：“怎么黑屏了？领导，绊到电源线了吧！我做的东西都没存呢……”
　　领导巨尴尬，边道歉边迅速逃走。
欢迎常驻本吧 群号84923816 @%25B2%25CB%25B2%25BB%25BA%25C3%25BA%25C8#00 @____%25D1%25D5%25C8%25F4%25CF%25AB#00 @%25B9%25FD%25C0%25B4%25B4%25F2%25BD%25B4%25D3%25CD%25E0%25D6#00 @%25C7%25E3%25CE%25DE%25BA%25DBSM#00 @%25D1%25BC%25D1%25BC%25D7%25B7%25D2%25E4#00 @www31162#00 @%25C4%25C7%25D1%25F9%25B4%25BF%25D5%25E6%25B5%25C4%25CE%25A2%25D0%25A6#00 @%25C0%25B6%25D3%25EAi%25B9%25E2%25D6%25AE%25DC%25BD%25C8%25D8#00 如有打扰之处还请见谅
加薪后的烦恼
　　A：“这个月我加薪了，不知道该怎么办。不告诉妻子吧，她总数落我不加薪，说我是笨蛋。”
　　B：“那你告诉她好了。”
　　A：“你当我真是笨蛋？”