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最长的六个月
　　成人教育课堂上学生们被要求仔细考虑后回答下述问题：“如果肯定地告诉您地球在六个月后就要毁灭了，所有的生命都将消失，您会怎么办？”经过几分钟的深思后，一个学生举起了手。
　　“您会做什么呢？”
　　学生迅速答道：“我会让我的丈母娘搬来和我们住在一齐。”
　　“不会吧？和您的丈母娘住在一齐？”
　　“那就是我最想做的，因为那将会成为我一生中最长、最难熬的六个月。”
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度分如年
　　课上，小雯觉得时间很难熬，就开始敲桌子打板凳：“真是度分如年啊！”
　　然后，就问坐在旁边的小佩：“还有几分钟下课？”
　　小佩看了看表，淡淡地说：“还有一年。”
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成绩不佳的同学
　　丽丽成绩不佳，无心上学。
　　这天公开课她又迟到了。进了阶梯课室发现只剩下第一排座位空着，只好坐在第一排。
　　老师看着丽丽说：“有一个调查，发现爱坐第一排的学生常常高分，你有什么看法？”
　　丽丽站起来说：“老师，我坐错位置了。”

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