鸽子和鹦鹉杂交
　　两个养鸽爱好者碰到一起，高兴地谈了起来：“我正在培育新品种，让鸽子与鹦鹉杂交。”
　　“为什么要杂交？”
　　“如果鸽子迷了路，那它就可以自己问路了。”
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老婆的变脸绝技
　　总算洗完了那个大瓷碗。正想拿给老婆炫耀炫耀，谁知一个没留神，“咔嚓”一声，差点没废了我的一只脚！
　　老婆听见声音急忙跑了过来，关切地问道：“没砸着脚吧？”
　　“没砸着！”
　　老婆脸色一变：“连个碗都洗不好，怎么就没砸着呢！”
　　最毒妇人心！这回我是见识到了。

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第一次初吻



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回到古代了
今天全家看芒果台播放的古装片《宫锁心玉》的时候，突然很脑残的问我爸：爸，你说我为什么要叫你做爸呢？
我爸弱弱的回答：你也可以叫我阿玛……
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什么叫三十而立
　　儿子：“爸爸，什么是三十而立呀？”
　　父亲：“古时候的人长得慢，要到三十岁才会走。”

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闲人免进！
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刚要下公车的我，看见这一幕又退回去了……