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湖里禁止游泳
　　一男子和朋友到湖里划船，结果船翻了。他直落湖底，别人赶去把他救起来。
　　朋友问：“你不是会游泳吗？”
　　男子说：“是啊，可那石头上写着‘禁止游泳’！”
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非常自恋的女生
　　读大学的时候，和班上的一MM聊天。
　　我说：“像你这么漂亮的人，以后想嫁给什么样的男人？”
　　MM说：“以后我要嫁个姓郝的人。”
　　我说：“为什么呀？”
　　MM说：“生个女儿叫郝漂亮，别人看见我了就会叫，好漂亮的妈妈。”

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韩国人学日本语
　　大学同学是韩国人，日语系，每次考试都写不完。
　　因为她每次都要把日文在纸上翻成韩语，再把韩语翻成日文写回卷子上。
　　大姐你不会直接用日文回答吗？！
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儿子喜欢范冰冰
　　一对母子正在边看电视边吃午餐，小孩突然说：“妈妈，我……喜欢……范冰冰！”
　　妈妈：“哟！儿子要求还挺高！”说着，就从冰箱里拿了冰块，放到儿子的饭碗里。
　　“这下饭冰冰了。”

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