语文考试
语文考试。
解释“逝世”一词。
我答:“去死”(本来想写“死去”)老师大怒……
没睡觉的
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女生误进男厕所
某日,体育课中途,去洗手间解决个人问题。结果着急误进男厕所,看到一男生正在小便池嘘嘘。我当时就蒙了,一秒过后正准备悄悄撤退,没想到被发现,晕死。
只见那男生大叫一声:“流氓,非礼!”然后双手捂胸。
后来我说了一句自己都觉得不可思议的话:“同学,你捂错地方了……”