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来了就点我喜欢，我们很有爱的~！常驻把~！ @1136277216#00 @%25BA%25DA%25BA%25DA%25BA%25DA%25BA%25DA%25CB%25BF%25BF%25D814#00 @%25C4%25C7%25D2%25BB%25C4%25A8%25D1%25DE%25C2%25CC#00 @%25B3%25F4%25B3%25F4%25B3%25F4%25B3%25F4%25B3%25F4%25D8%25BC%25B0%25B2#00 @__%25C7%25E6%25CC%25EC%25D6%25F9__#00 @%25D5%25E2%25B8%25F6%25D5%25E6%25C3%25BB%25D3%25D0%25A1%25E4#00 @%25B4%25F3%25B4%25F3%25B4%25F3%25B0%25AEEason#00 @%25C4%25C7%25C6%25AC%25A1%25A6%25BB%25A8%25BA%25A3#00 @call%25D8%25BC%25D0%25A1%25B7%25F2%25BE%25FD%25EC%25E1#00

点喜欢 求常驻！ @Dear%25D8%25BC%25D6%25B4%25C4%25EE#00 @%25C8%25A6%25C8%25A6%25B2%25E6%25B2%25E6%25D8%25BC____#00 @%25B4%25E6%25D4%25DA%25D2%25C0%25BE%25C9#00 @%25D2%25D4%25D5%25DC%25B5%25C4%25C3%25CE#00 @%25CE%25C2%25B4%25E6%25C8%25E7%25CD%25AC%25BB%25D8%25D2%25E4%25A9f#00 @%2591%25F0%25C7%25F4%25A4%25D5#00 @%25D0%25A1%25E1%25EA%25CE%25D2%25CA%25C7%25C4%25E3%25BA%25F3%25C2%25E8#00 @www%25B9%25C5%25C8%25CB%25D4%25C6#00 我是蘑菇 么么哒

整个贴吧都是奇葩 http://gate.baidu.com/tc?t=wapp&ssid=0&from=0&bd_page_type=1&uid=&pu=&sec=1377834146&di=f290748e59ab4a43775dd68565966927&src=http%3A%2F%2Ftieba.baidu.com%2Ff%3Fkw%3D%25CE%25D2%25BF%25BF%25B0%25D9%25B6%25C8%25C4%25E3%25D3%25D0%25C3%25BB%25D3%25D0%25B8%25E3%25B4%25ED%25B0%25A1%25CE%25D2%25CB%25E6%25B1%25E3%25B4%25F2%25B8%25F6%25B0%25C9%25C4%25E3%25BE%25CD%25B8%25F8%25CE%25D2%25CF%25D4%25CA%25BE%25B3%25F6%25C0%25B4%25C1%25CB%25D5%25E6%25D3%25F4%25C3%25C6%25B0%25A1

抱歉，召唤大家，大家关注此吧吧 @zp__yz#00 @zp__yz @%25D1%25A9%25C2%25E4ing#00 @%25D1%25A9%25C2%25E4ing @%25A9%2581%25C4%25C7%25BD%25F6%25D3%25D0%25B5%25C4%25D6%25B4%25D7%25C5#00 @%25A9%2581%25C4%25C7%25BD%25F6%25D3%25D0%25B5%25C4%25D6%25B4%25D7%25C5 @%25A4%25A4%25BB%25D2%25CD%25AB#00 @%25A4%25A4%25BB%25D2%25CD%25AB @%25D5%25EA%25D0%25A1%25B2%25D9#00 @%25D5%25EA%25D0%25A1%25B2%25D9 @%25CE%25A7%25B6%25C2%25C8%25CB%25D4%25B1#00 @%25CE%25A7%25B6%25C2%25C8%25CB%25D4%25B1 @%25BD%25F0%25CA%25A8%25D7%25D3%25A1%25E4#00 @%25BD%25F0%25CA%25A8%25D7%25D3%25A1%25E4 @%25D7%25C6%25C9%25CB%25CE%25D2%25C4%25DA%25D0%25C4%25B5%25C4%25BB%25B0#00 @%25D7%25C6%25C9%25CB%25CE%25D2%25C4%25DA%25D0%25C4%25B5%25C4%25BB%25B0
祝福老爸的短信
　　本人大学生一枚。
　　刚才突然想起好久未与家里联系，于是编出一条祝福短信发送给老爸。
　　手机马上响了，老爸的，只有三字：“打多少？”

@卢沟晓月 @ieloahsux#00 @ieloahsux @%25F6%25AD%25B3%25A4%25BF%25AA%25D0%25C4#00 @%25F6%25AD%25B3%25A4%25BF%25AA%25D0%25C4 @i%25D0%25A1%25F1%25E6%25B3%25D6#00 @i%25D0%25A1%25F1%25E6%25B3%25D6 @%25C5%25EC%25C5%25C8%25C4%25E3%25C2%25E5%25BD%25E3mmm#00 @%25C5%25EC%25C5%25C8%25C4%25E3%25C2%25E5%25BD%25E3mmm @%25C0%25CF%25CB%25EF%25B4%25AB%25C3%25BD#00 @%25C0%25CF%25CB%25EF%25B4%25AB%25C3%25BD @%25C7%25E5%25BA%25D3%25A8K%25D0%25A1%25C1%25D5%25C1%25D5#00 @%25C7%25E5%25BA%25D3%25A8K%25D0%25A1%25C1%25D5%25C1%25D5 @%25CD%25E6%25D0%25C4%25CC%25AB%25B4%25F3%25C1%25CB#00 @%25CD%25E6%25D0%25C4%25CC%25AB%25B4%25F3%25C1%25CB @%25D0%25ED%25C1%25A2%25C0%25AB#00 @%25D0%25ED%25C1%25A2%25C0%25AB

请注意先后顺序
小美在作文簿里写上长大后的愿望：“一、我希望能有一个可爱的孩子；二、我还希望能有一个爱我的丈夫。”
结果，发现老师写了一句评语：“请注意先后顺序。”
欢迎常驻本吧 群号84923816 @%25C3%25CE%25C0%25EF%25B5%25C4%25F3%25C3#00 @%25CC%25EC%25C0%25C7%25C4%25A7%25E2%25B2#00 @Is_%25D6%25F7%25D4%25D7#00 @%25C4%25C7%25D0%25A9%25C3%25B0%25CF%25D5%25B5%25C4#00 @gyu19920827#00 @%25EFL%25E9g%25D5%25E6%25CE%25E1#00 @maxqianmax#00 @%25B5%25DA%25CB%25C4%25D3%25A1%25CF%25F3v#00 如有打扰之处还请见谅
抽时间喝口酒
这年头，老爸喝着孩子看着？



急中生智
　　一天上班时间领导到来，同事看到赶忙关窗口。关掉开心网，QQ游戏大厅出来了；关掉游戏大厅，大智慧铺满全屏；关掉大智慧，QQ空间出来了；关掉空间，QQ聊天窗口蹦了出来。
　　眼看领导就到跟前，果断按下显示屏开关，痛苦万分地嚎道：“怎么黑屏了？领导，绊到电源线了吧！我做的东西都没存呢……”
　　领导巨尴尬，边道歉边迅速逃走。
欢迎常驻本吧 群号84923816 @%25B2%25CB%25B2%25BB%25BA%25C3%25BA%25C8#00 @____%25D1%25D5%25C8%25F4%25CF%25AB#00 @%25B9%25FD%25C0%25B4%25B4%25F2%25BD%25B4%25D3%25CD%25E0%25D6#00 @%25C7%25E3%25CE%25DE%25BA%25DBSM#00 @%25D1%25BC%25D1%25BC%25D7%25B7%25D2%25E4#00 @www31162#00 @%25C4%25C7%25D1%25F9%25B4%25BF%25D5%25E6%25B5%25C4%25CE%25A2%25D0%25A6#00 @%25C0%25B6%25D3%25EAi%25B9%25E2%25D6%25AE%25DC%25BD%25C8%25D8#00 如有打扰之处还请见谅
加薪后的烦恼
　　A：“这个月我加薪了，不知道该怎么办。不告诉妻子吧，她总数落我不加薪，说我是笨蛋。”
　　B：“那你告诉她好了。”
　　A：“你当我真是笨蛋？”

@o%25C2%25F3%25BF%25A3%25C1%25FAo#00 @%25D8%25BC%25B6%25C0%25CF%25C9#00 @0Ihavenoname#00 @%25BF%25C9%25CA%25C7%25C9%25D0%25D0%25C4%25E2%25F9#00 @%25D3%25EA%25D4%25F3%25A1%25F3#00 @JQ%25B2%25BB%25C8%25E7%25CD%25F9%25C8%25D5#00 @wochao_cn1#00 @%25B2%25DD%25BC%25C0%25D6%25F1%25BC%25E4#00

迟到还被夸奖了
　　大学里睡大头觉睡惯了。刚上班，天天迟到，几乎天天都要被经理批评，常常还是上班迟到最久的一个。
　　有天我对经理说：“经理，我保证，我明天一定改！”
　　第二天，果然得到了经理的夸奖：“不错，今天你是迟到的人里面，到得最早的一个。”
欢迎常驻本吧 群号84923816 @jianchibuxie00#00 @%25D3%25C6%25D3%25C6%25D0%25E9%25B8%25A1#00 @%258Fo%25B9%25A4#00 @%25BB%25C4%25B5%25AE%25B5%25C4%25CF%25B7%25BE%25E7#00 @%25CB%25A2%25D0%25C2%25C8%25CB%25C2%25ED%25B4%25F3#00 @%25D0%25E9%25D6%25AE%25D3%25D5#00 @%25CB%25A5%2598O%25D3%25D1%25CF%25DE#00 @%25BDK%25FCc%25D4%25C2%25C9%25F1%25E6%25CC%25C8%25BB#00 如有打扰之处还请见谅
刘备找人相面
　　三国时期，有个相面的来访刘备，刘备让他给自己相面。
　　相面的人说：“你的相貌很好，面白，心也白。”
　　刘备又让他相关公，相面人说：“此人相貌也好，面红，心也红。”
　　刘备听了，急忙握住张飞的手说：“三弟……你还是不要相了吧。”