急中生智
一天上班时间领导到来,同事看到赶忙关窗口。关掉开心网,QQ游戏大厅出来了;关掉游戏大厅,大智慧铺满全屏;关掉大智慧,QQ空间出来了;关掉空间,QQ聊天窗口蹦了出来。
眼看领导就到跟前,果断按下显示屏开关,痛苦万分地嚎道:“怎么黑屏了?领导,绊到电源线了吧!我做的东西都没存呢……”
领导巨尴尬,边道歉边迅速逃走。
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加薪后的烦恼
A:“这个月我加薪了,不知道该怎么办。不告诉妻子吧,她总数落我不加薪,说我是笨蛋。”
B:“那你告诉她好了。”
A:“你当我真是笨蛋?”