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来自手机贴吧16楼2012-05-31 00:03
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    17楼2012-05-31 00:04
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            21楼2012-05-31 00:21
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              支持一下中五百万。 V5 @%25D5%25F9%25B7%25E7%25B3%25D4%25B4%25D7#00 @007%25C1%25F5%25C5%25F4#00 @%25CE%25DE%25B5%25D8%25B7%25D6%25C2%25ED#00 @%25CE%25DE%25B5%25D8%25B7%25D6%25C2%25ED#00 @%25C5%25B6%25B2%25DD%25C3%25C8%25A4%25CE%25D0%25A1%25C8%25FD#00 @%25D8%25AF%25DC%25F8%25C7%2596%25D8%25BC%258C%25AD%25E7%25F9#00 @%25BC%25E0%25BF%25D8_%25B0%25A2%25C8%25A6#00 @%25BC%25E0%25BF%25D8_%25B0%25A2%25C8%25A6#00


              22楼2012-05-31 00:22
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                支持一下中五百万。 V5 @%25D7%25B7%25D6%25F0%25C3%25CE%25CF%25EB%25B5%25C4%25D0%25A1%25D3%25C5#00 @%25D3%25D0%25CD%25BC%25BD%25F8%25C0%25B4%25BF%25B4#00 @lslx%25B6%25BC%25CA%25C7Idiot#00 @%25CE%25A7%25B9%25A5%25CC%25B9%25BF%25CB#00 @%25B0%25A5%25D1%25BD0%25CC%25DB#00 @%25BA%25F9%25E9%25D6%25CD%25DE#00 @zgk949923608#00 @254349827#00 


                23楼2012-05-31 00:24
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                  24楼2012-05-31 00:26
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                    求粉 互粉


                    来自Android客户端25楼2012-05-31 00:27
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                      相亲
                      有位女士经人介绍去饭店相亲,两人初次见面有些尴尬,
                      相亲的男士问她:“我们是不是喝点酒呢?”
                      女士不想喝酒,就委婉地说:“可是,喝了酒你就不能开车送我回家了。”
                      “哦,我不开车,从来就没开过。”
                      “为什么呢?”
                      “我知道酒后不能开车,所以干脆不学。”
                      支持一下中五百万。 V5 @%D5%F9%B7%E7%B3%D4%B4%D7#00 @007%C1%F5%C5%F4#00 @%CE%DE%B5%D8%B7%D6%C2%ED#00 @%CE%DE%B5%D8%B7%D6%C2%ED#00 @%C5%B6%B2%DD%C3%C8%A4%CE%D0%A1%C8%FD#00 @%D8%AF%DC%F8%C7%96%D8%BC%8C%AD%E7%F9#00 @%BC%E0%BF%D8_%B0%A2%C8%A6#00 @%BC%E0%BF%D8_%B0%A2%C8%A6#00 000
                      用遍布全球造句
                        语文课时,老师要学生用“遍布全球”造句。
                        小明写道:“我们在操场踢足球,不小心把球踢进了水沟里,结果烂泥巴遍布全球。”


                      26楼2012-05-31 00:34
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                        鼻子闻钥匙
                          李县长刚调来,住房还没安排好,就暂住在执行所的客房里。他怕麻烦服务员,每次回来,总是自己拿上那串钥匙开门。他眼睛是高度近视,开门前,总是把那串钥匙挨个放在鼻子上仔细辩认。
                          服务员见他每次开门总是这样,很是惊奇,逢人就告说:“新县长嗅觉真发达,辨别钥匙老是用鼻子闻哩!”
                        @%B5%E7%D7%D3%B5%C4%B5%E7%D7%D3#00 @%C1%CB%CF%A3%CD%FB%BD%F1%CD%ED#00 @qq3580121#00 @nwckapc33781#00 @%C9%DD%B3%DE%B5%C4%B9%D8%D0%C4#00 @huazhi9#00 @%C9%F1O25#00 @%C4%CD%D3%E3%D6%AE%C3%A8#00 000


                        27楼2012-05-31 00:35
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                          切错瓜
                            一群同学去郊区同学家玩,买了几个西瓜放在厨房。
                            叫一个同学去拿刀切,好久不见回来。正疑惑间,他手里捧着个切开的瓜来了,惊慌地说:“我把南瓜给切了。”
                            大家狂笑,但两秒钟后,大家笑得更欢了,原来他手里捧着个冬瓜!
                          @%25D3%25C7%25D2%25BB%25B5%25FC#00 @10jisuanji_Go#00 @Voels#00 @LANoire%25D8%25BC#00 @_%25B3%25BD%25CF%25A6%25B3%25BF%25D9%25E27#00 @sczhou#00 @huazhi9#00 @%25CE%25D2%25CA%25C7%25C4%25E3%25BB%25AA%25B4%25F3%25D2%25AF%25D8%25BC#00 000


                          28楼2012-05-31 00:35
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                            12块吃不完
                            去披萨店买披萨!服务员问我是要切成8块还是12块?我想了想说:还是8块吧?12块吃不完!
                            @%25CD%25F2%25D9%25B9%25B8%25EA%25BD%25DC#00 @%25D3%25C7%25D2%25BB%25B5%25FC#00 @%25D7%2583%25BB%25AFlove#00 @%25C9%25F1%25D3%25C2%25D6%25BD%25B7%25C9%25BB%25FA%25D8%25BC#00 @%25D8%25BCCla2#00 @%25B1%25BB%25C3%25FC%25CE%25AA%25C9%25F1%25B5%25C4%25C4%25D0%25C8%25CB#00 @%25CD%25E6%25BD%25A33%25B4%25F2dota#00 @%25B2%25C9%25C8%25A1%25C7%25BF%25D6%25C6%25CA%25D6%25B6%25CE#00


                            29楼2012-05-31 00:35
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