基本意思是：
Hi, 钱得乐，Monica 摔碎我的贝壳台灯
巧了，我将孤独而死
好吧，you win. （你赢了）
在这种情况下，虽然事情发生在过去，“你赢了” 仍然用 you win, 而不是 you won 或 you've won ... 英文网站网上有专门的解释

还有吗？

网上的资料：
It is very common to see "you win some, you lose some." The reason why this is used in the simple present tense instead of the simple past tense is because it is a factual or general statement. Just like "grapes are good for health" or "life is not always fair."I hope this helps!
详见 https://www.italki.com/en/post/question-343103#:~:text=The%20difference%20is%20in%20the%20verb%20tense.%20%22You,any%20time%20after%20victory%20is%20obtained%2C%20including%20immediately.

对面说话，发表自己的看法。并不是强调过去的动作，直到现在也是“你赢了”。没必要整个过去式或完成式。