迟到还被夸奖了
　　大学里睡大头觉睡惯了。刚上班，天天迟到，几乎天天都要被经理批评，常常还是上班迟到最久的一个。
　　有天我对经理说：“经理，我保证，我明天一定改！”
　　第二天，果然得到了经理的夸奖：“不错，今天你是迟到的人里面，到得最早的一个。”
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刘备找人相面
　　三国时期，有个相面的来访刘备，刘备让他给自己相面。
　　相面的人说：“你的相貌很好，面白，心也白。”
　　刘备又让他相关公，相面人说：“此人相貌也好，面红，心也红。”
　　刘备听了，急忙握住张飞的手说：“三弟……你还是不要相了吧。”

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要跟朋友绝交
　　今天，一个交往了十多年的老朋友汇了1500元给我。
　　我到银行ATM机取出来后，发现15张里面居然有2张是假的！
　　郁闷死了，那么多年的朋友了，他为什么这样做？我身边有人说，干脆绝交算了！各位，换成你们，你们会绝交吗？

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