专治小偷的陷阱
这么明显，谁去拿啊！
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跟猴哥打个电话
　　我正在陪5岁的女儿下跳棋。手机响了，我一看号码，是朋友老侯打来的，就打招呼：“侯哥你好！”就和他热火朝天地聊了起来。
　　这时，女儿跑过来，用充满崇敬的目光盯着我，一言不发。
　　我和老侯聊完，放下电话问女儿：“你怎么了，为什么这样看我？”
　　女儿小声地问：“爸爸，你和孙悟空是怎样认识的？”

吼+麦克
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毕业照
跳起来扔帽子什么的毕业照弱爆啦！！！



坐式马桶的来源
　　为什么要发明坐式马桶？
　　因为坐式马桶可以坐着拉，防止那些拉肚子的人拉到脚软不小心掉进坑里。
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奥特曼卖刀削面
奥特曼你怎么改行了？



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我把地址告诉大家，大家完了后就知道什么叫做崩溃了~ 这个游戏估计是由于兼容性的某些原因有的电脑不能打开，但我告诉大家，第八关真的很难 很难~ <

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相亲也是种乐趣
　　被迫去相亲。
　　对方是英文专业的，相当地拽。一来就说他英语八级，日语一级，德语二级。
　　他问我几级。我告诉他，我魔兽85级，DOTA25级，暗黑99级。
　　对方扬长而去，原来相亲也是一种乐趣……
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爸爸为啥是秃子
　　淘淘：“妈妈，为什么爸爸是个秃子啊？”
　　妈妈：“我们要多思考，人才会越来越聪明；因为你爸爸经常思考，他就很聪明。但思考太多，头发就会掉，所以慢慢地头发就都掉了。”
　　淘淘：“那么，妈妈，为什么你的头发那么多啊？”

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成功的三个要素
　　成功的三要素：
　　一、坚持。
　　二、不要脸。
　　三、坚持不要脸。

千万别随便停车
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乱七八糟的电视
　　中午陪儿子午睡。他半梦半醒之间，突然冒出一句：“小娘们儿，我回来了！”
　　我听后瞬间石化，悄悄告诉媳妇，并交待媳妇不要让孩子看乱七八糟的电视。
　　媳妇笑疯了，说那是《喜羊羊和灰太狼》里灰太狼的台词：“小羊们，我回来了！”

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