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摄影师启蒙之路



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自不量力的家伙
哥们，这种比赛你来参合啥呀……



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向**叔叔求助
　　一个小孩迷了路，便去问路边的**。
　　**问：“孩子，你家住哪儿呢？”
　　孩子说：“我妈妈说迷了路就去问**，可她没告诉我住哪里。”

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这次没法考试了
第四考场？



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孕妇坐地铁
　　本人女，孕三月。孕妇反应大，每天坐地铁都带着塑料袋，但肚子并不明显所以别人看不出是孕妇。
　　这天地铁某站上了一对情侣，站在我面前，搂搂抱抱卿卿我我，最后直接拥吻。车上人目光都被吸引了过来。
　　这个时候，忍了很久的孕吐来了……
　　我真的不是故意的！

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哪里的人爱关机
问：什么地方的用户最喜欢关机？
答：宁波。
问：为什么？
答：对不起，您拨的用户已关机……

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上辈子修的福分
　　老公：我上辈子是修了多大的福分，才找到你这么好的媳妇！
　　老婆：不是你修的福份，是我上辈子作孽了！

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最牛摩托车锁



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这猪死得有点冤
　　儿子明年高考，脑力活动大，最近又没什么胃口。就买了本肉菜菜谱，做了他喜欢的软炸里脊。
　　他尝了一口，不吭声。
　　我问他味道怎么样，儿子叹了口气说：“哎，我觉得这猪死得有点冤。”

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轮胎坏了没关系



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坚持就是胜利
兄弟你一定要顶住啊！



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姓牛的都不牛
　　课堂上，老师说：“不一定姓什么就怎么样，姓牛的其实都不牛。你们看，历史上哪有姓牛的出名人物？”
　　角落里，一个低沉的声音响起：“牛顿！”

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买大衣
一位男子匆匆进来对店员说：“哥们儿，暂时把橱窗里那件名贵大衣收起来好吗？”
店员看在小费的份上，答应了，并怀疑地问：“出现了什么情况？”
男的说：“等一会儿我女友要来买大衣。”

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吓死人的手提袋
这袋子晚上千万别提出去……